Alphabet Song

ALPHABET SONG

a is for alfie who burnt in a fire

b is for barry crushed under a tire

c is for cathy struck with an axe

d is for derek poisoned by rats

e is for emma stabbed with a knife

f is for freddie eaten by mice

g is for georgie shot with a gun

h is for harry who choked on a bun

i is for issac drowned in the sink

j is for jason strangled by mink

k is for katie covered by sand

l is for lucy choked by a hand

m is for mother who i dealt with quite quickly

n is for narra who was covered quite neatly

o is for owen battered by bottles

p is for paul who was throttled and throttled

q is for quentin who fell down a hole

r is for robert taken by moles

s is for sarah who was cut into pieces

t is for tara met fate by geeses

u is for ursula who was shot in the head

v is for vie who just bled and bled

w is for william crushed by accordion

x is for xavier who's heart just annoyed him

y is for yanny eaten by ghosts

z is for zack who ate and… choked.