Stalker Song

STALKER SONG

its heathy fun

i will admit

to stalk and follow round a bit

so listen close and gather here

and as for stalking? give a cheer…. (HOORAY!)

one time whilst in that london town

parousing round at night

i spied a lass that caught my eye

her face was such a sight

i said you my dear

come over here and call me mister right

that lass she screamed and caused a fuss

turned and bellowed have to rush

wait for me my prompt reply

she shot that spray right in my eye

thats how i knew, it was love

whilst going through her bins one night

i found a disused makeup wipe

i stuck it down my throat at once

it put me right there in a trance

cause tasting her was good and sweet,

i wish i had her baby teeth.

thats how i knew… it was love.

so now its time to wrap this up

along with all her hair and stuff

oh foxy foxy

ohhh foxy

oh foxy foxy

ohhh fox

foxy foxy, i stalk… yoooooooou.