Vile Volumes for Villainous Children

VILE VOLUMES FOR VILLAINOUS CHILDREN

listen real close all you bad girls and boys

perk up those ears and put down those toys

i'll tell you a story so listen real well

you're frightened and fearful a familiar smell

you over there seem shaky and sweating

scared what comes next? excuse me just guessing

but the stories that follow i must make you aware

will make you scream make you shout make you cry in despair

vile volumes for the darkly inclined

so hand me my uke, if you'd be so kind….

its creepy and its kooky

some say it may be spooky

but the addams family got no *WHISTLE* on this

these songs are filled with terror, will haunt your dreams forever

by the end your pants will stink of *WHISTLE*

villainous children come one and all

put on some black clothes and come join the ball

ghostly takes, the ghoulish inclined

walk home alone? well don't look behind

we'll call out for knocks and we'll ask to move chairs

when the table is floating i hope you're prepared

we'll conjure some spirits

we'll lure out the ghosts

some demons some poltergeist the ones you love most

so sit down real comfy and hold a hand tight

vile volumes for children, you're in for a fright