A year ago, I stopped to smoke
Because I would begin to choke
I couldn’t run, or go upstairs
Instead I’d pant and sit in chairs
I’ve not saved money, that’s still gone
Because It’s spent on Comme Des Garçons
And instead of tobacco, I used my cash
On building up a Blu-ray stash
So I watch my films, and tv shows
Without smoke breaks in my fancy clothes
Though I won’t quit coffee, I’ll never try
For without caffeine I’d rather die